Once, visiting a friend, I helped wash the dinner dishes. I
soaped the plates and cups, and she rinsed them and stacked them
in a dish rack. When we were finished, I asked where the dish
towel was so I could dry. "Oh, don't bother with that,"
she said. "That's air's job."
This brings me to a very modest proposal, perfectly suited to
summer. If you're wondering what (prior to Nov. 2) you can do
about our deadly dependence on foreign energy, or about
ever-rising utility bills, or about the flood of carbon into the
atmosphere that's steadily raising temperatures, here's one
answer: Let air and sun and wind do their job.
To be specific, buy 50 feet of clothesline and a $3 bag of
clothespins and become a solar energy pioneer.
The average American family devotes 5 to 6 percent of its
annual electric budget to the motor and heating coils inside its
clothes dryer. Undampening your socks ties you into the vast world
energy grid, with its legacy of mountaintop-removal coal mining,
terrorist-vulnerable natural gas pipelines and all the rest. Which
is OK -- right? -- because we all need dry socks.
But in fact we all had dry socks long before the invention of
the clothes dryer. As late as 1960, according to Northwest
Environment Watch, fewer than 20 percent of American households
had automatic dryers.
And perhaps you've noticed that lint in your dryer trap. That's
your clothes disintegrating from the endless tumbling. You won't
find a small drift of lint under your clothesline.
Some people don't use clotheslines because they can't.
According to the crusaders at a group called Project Laundry List,
thousands of homeowners associations, condominium complexes and
even whole suburbs ban clotheslines because they believe that
clothes on the line are ugly. "It's akin to graffiti in your
neighborhood," the president of the California Association of
Homeowners Associations told reporters a few years ago. Property
values could drop 15 percent, he estimated, if clotheslines
flourished. Violators can be sued.
But even people who could hang out their laundry often
hesitate. I was standing with another friend on the back porch in
a pricy suburb not long ago. She had a perfect angle from deck to
tree for a line, and I was all set to install it. "But
everyone would be able to see our underwear," she said.
True enough. But drop by any mall: The average American
teen-age boy is fully devoted to displaying as much of his
underwear as possible, simply by failing to wear a belt and buying
jeans two sizes too large. MTV might as well call itself The
Underwear Channel. Our grandparents may have been prudes by
contrast, but when it came to their laundry, they let it all hang
out.
There are a few signs that we're beginning to regain our
courage. Fort Lauderdale recently passed a resolution designating
a National Hanging Out Day, noting in its official proclamation:
"For many people hanging out clothes is therapeutic work. It
is the only time during the week that some folks can slow down to
feel the wind and listen to the birds."
Some people think that clotheslines are simply old-fashioned --
too low-tech. Like President Bush, they're waiting for something
like a hydrogen car before they get around to saving energy. But
say you dubbed it something sexier: a Solar Activated Linear
Evaporation System, perhaps -- maybe that would spur SALES.
Whatever you call it, the clothesline is the most elegant
solution to the problem of drying clothes in good weather. And if
it storms? Just leave them up until they dry again -- you'll be
able to boast about rain-washed clothes.
If we all used clotheslines, we could save 30 million tons of
coal a year, or shut down 15 nuclear power plants. And you don't
have to wait to start. Yours could be up by this afternoon.
Bill McKibben is the author of many books on environmental
issues, including "Enough:
Staying Human in an Engineered Age." He is a scholar in
residence at Middlebury College and a member of the Land
Institute's Prairie Writers Circle, Salina, Kan.